Drunk man: Hey, do you want the rest of my beer?
Me: No thanks.
DM: Do you drink beer?
Me: No, actually.
DM: Do you drink wine?
Me: No wine, either.
DM: Do you drink ANY alcohol?
Me: Nope.
DM: Man, that must be a trip in itself!!!
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4 comments:
Yes, indeed.
True, true.
That's a new response. And much more entertaining than the usual, "What do you do for fun?" accompanied by the shocked look.
Yes, but did you tell him you have a fondness for bourbon vanilla?
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