My Ecclesiastical Lusts

I love my current calling (primary teacher), but that doesn't stop be from thinking about callings I'd love to have, and therefore never will:

Ward Organist

Relief Society Music Chair

Ward Choir Director

Ward Choir Accompanist

Ward Music Chairman

Nursery Music Leader

Extraction (not Indexing, sigh)

Nursery

Girl's Camp (any position)

Family History Specialist


But there are a few calling's I never want, and will have no doubt:

Sunday School teacher for anything but Gospel Doctrine/Essentials (ie the teenagers)

Ward Chorister (sorry Carolyn)

Relief Society Chorister

Visiting Teaching Coordinator

Ward Activities Committee

Emergency Preparedness Specialist

Anything involving a singles' ward.



If you could have any calling, what would it be?